Easy-Ass Scones
(In honor of my new favorite website: The Crepes of Wrath)
A scone is a small, light, biscuit-like quick bread made of oatmeal, wheat flour, barley meal, or the like. These are made from some floury substance that came in a box.
These scones don’t taste like ass, even if the name suggests it. And they are so easy to make, even an asshat like Obama could make them and not screw them up.
Here are your ingredients!
That’s right! There are TWO (2) [or if you are Roman: II] whole ingredients! A box of stuff and water. Can you handle that Boy Genius? (Boy Genius is a fictional character and bears no resemblance to my friend BG.)
The first step is to read the box. Mix the two ingredients as it says on there. I don’t have time to explain it to you. Then, the box will tell you how to place them on a cookie sheet.
Also, follow the cooking directions on the box. When you are done you should have something that looks like this:
Serve with a glass of milk and maybe some butter, jelly, or bacon, and YUMMY!
Easy-Ass Scones
From directions on the box
1 box of scone mix
Some water
Follow the directions on the box.
